A Guitar in a Urinal Will Make You MPee3s

The stereotype is that guys get distracted at urinals and piss all over the place, because it’s so hard to aim the piss from your dick, or something like that. For those guys who have control over their aim, you will love this – Guitar Pee (via Dvice). This device has been showing up at urinals in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and is quite awesome. You pee on the guitar strings and make your own tune, which is pretty cool. Even cooler? You get to keep the guitar! When you flush (wait – this isn’t automated?!), you get a number from the Guitar Pee. Visit guitarpee.com and enter the number and get your “MPee3”. Yes, it is actually called that. So I guess this guitar is the ultimate in cock rock? Yes, that was terrible, yet AMAZING.

Where is the Drum Pee urinal?

The product is from Billboard Brasil, who have used the slogan “Music. We know it comes from everywhere.” Based on most of the Billboard charts, you would think it comes from shit, not pee. Check out the video of the product in action (don’t worry – you won’t see any dick).

Sort of puts the Rolling Stones urinal to shame, doesn’t it?

It’s the equivalent of peeing your pants in public if you don’t a) “follow PeteHatesMusic on Twitter” and b) “Like PeteHatesMusic on Facebook“, and let’s be honest – no one likes peeing their pants.