Why, Everyone Needs an Audio Vibration Neutralizing Board

Stereo – check.
Speakers – check.
Table or ledge to put speakers on – whatever the opposite of check is – Uncheck?

In case you want to check off that last item, Gizmodo has provided a link to an Audio Vibration Neutralizing device. What is that, you say? I HAVE NO IDEA! Actually, if you read each of the rather large words individually, I’m sure your pretty little brains can figure it out. But for $650, you could hire a butler or maid and hang the speakers from their arms. Hmmmm.