Morning Music Notes – Cone Bras are Making a Comeback

Lincoln Linkin Park have said that their next release will polarize people. This is a far cry from their usual releases, which everyone agrees are terrible.

Metallica are set to release an album with Lou Reed from the Velvet Underground. The two artists collaborated in October 2008 and have been BFFs ever since. Early reports indicated that the album will be available for free via Napster. Napster jokes – really? What’s next, jokes about Madonna and her cone bra?

Cone bra-wearing artist Madonna will be recording her 12th studio album. Madonna has stated that “I need to sweat …I’m on the lookout for the maddest, sickest, most badass people to collaborate with. I’m just saying.” Badass Pete I have not returned any phone calls from Madonna’s representatives. I’m making her sweat, just as desired.

A man claims to have shot Tupac back in 1994. This is man is not the Notorious BIG, as he is also dead and cannot do confessions from beyond the grave….or can he – Zombie Man! Tupac would have been 40 today, and also would have released WAY less music than if he had lived.

Glastonbury is this weekend, and will be headlined for the first time by U2. Full band list and schedule can be found here. For those who cannot attend, I cannot provide a link to enhance your sad lives. Or can I??

What do you get when you combine a harmonica with a USB drive? It’s not a trick question – you get a playable harmonica usb drive.