How’s This For a Weird List: Top Songs About Eggs, Chocolate, and Rabbits – Your Easter Rock Playlist

It’s Easter long weekend for most of us, or an EXTRA long weekend for those lucky devils (poor choice of words given the holiday?) who also get Monday off of work. As we all know, Easter is the celebration of the Easter Bunny!, hence us getting chocolates – yeah, I don’t see the connection either. Easter is actually a religious holiday, but rather than make a list of Christian rock songs (a favourite here at PHM), we figured we’d compile a list of songs about eggs, chocolates, and rabbits. If it sounds random, well, that’s Easter for you!

Following in the footsteps of our St. Patrick’s Day drinking playlist, our anti-Valentine’s Day rock song list, and our pro-Valentine’s Day song list, here is our list of Top 10 Songs about Eggs, Chocolate, and Rabbits. We have decided to exclude the following bands: Egg, Death by Chocolate, White Rabbits, Frightened Rabbit and all other bands with eggs, chocolate, and rabbits in their names.

The list is below, and the video from the YouTube playlist is embedded, and you can skip ahead if you don’t like the song (or let it play while you run to get more chocolate) and the next song will show up. Alternatively, you can watch the videos via this link and head over to YouTube, since they don’t have enough web traffic. The top 10 songs are listed below, in no particular order – just like an Easter Egg scavenger hunt!

Top Songs About Eggs, Chocolate, and Rabbits

The Beatles – I Am The Walrus. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout (sorry, but that is TERRIBLE…but I’m sticking with it): I am the eggman, they are the eggmen; I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob.

Florence + the Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up). Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: Here I am, a rabbit hearted girl, frozen in the headlights. It seems I’ve made the final sacrifice.

UNKLE (featuring Thom Yorke) – Rabbit In Your Headlights. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: I’m a rabbit in your headlights, scared of the spotlight. You don’t come to visit, I’m stuck in this bed.

Chef – Chocolate Salty Balls. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick ’em in your mouth and suck ’em. Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you, so suck on my balls!!

Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall. Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

Beastie Boys – Egg Man. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: Which came first the chicken or the egg, I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

Matthew Good – While We Were Hunting Rabbits. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: While we were hunting rabbits, I came upon a clear, the sky its stars like fortune filled me.

Rufus Wainwright – Cigarettes & Chocolate Milk. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: Cigarettes and chocolate milk, these are just a couple of my cravings. Everything it seems i like’s a little bit stronger, a little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me.

Johnny Cash – Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: Egg-suckin’ dog, I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground. If you don’t stay out of my hen house, You dirty old egg-suckin’ hound.

Snow Patrol – Chocolate. Egg-xactly what do they choco-bout: This is the straw, final straw in the roof of my mouth as I lie to you, Just because I’m sorry doesn’t mean, I didn’t enjoy it at the time.

Top Songs About Eggs, Chocolate, and Rabbits – Your Easter Rock Playlist

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