So I Married An Axe Murderer (Note that Axe Refers to Guitar)

Like most human beings, I fight with my girlfriend. By that statement, I meant that most humans fight with my girlfriend, not that fighting is natural among humans. However, I do not resort to violence often. And if I did, I would definitely not smash my guitar over my girl’s head. Sadly, this axe smashing happened in Chicago (via Chicago Tribune).

“Edwin Summers, 52, was fighting with his 59-year-old girlfriend at her home in the 9600 block of S. Lowe Avenue early Sunday morning when he hit her on the left rear side of the head with the instrument, authorities said.”

“When a woman messes with my guitar, she messes with my world,” Summers told officers, according to a police report.

Powerful stuff, Edwin. Too bad you were smashing your guitar over your lover’s head and not writing her songs on it.

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